Florida Water / Pshit Pshit Bye Bye

✨ PSHIT PSHIT BYE BYE

Magical Florida Water
by Lili Selene

There are days when your mood sticks like a wet sock, your aura resembles a slow Wi-Fi connection, and you feel like something's wrong—and you're not sure if it's Mercury or your mother-in-law.

That's where this bottle comes in.

Pshit Pshit Bye Bye , it's more than Florida water.
It's a homemade potion, infused with citrus, magical herbs, vodka (yes, really), and some seriously badass intentions:
purify, elevate, realign.
A faithful ally for those who want to clean up their energy with panache .

✨ MAGICALLY MULTIFUNCTIONAL USES

• Room spray for your altar, your pillow, your aura or your cat (if he really insists).

• Protective spray to clean door handles , window frames or thresholds , and prevent bad vibes from entering (spoiler: it sometimes works on the neighbors).

• A few drops in your homemade laundry detergent or cleaning bucket , to intentionally purify your laundry or floor.

• Preparing the space before a card draw, a ritual or a boring Sunday.

• Or just when you need a little magic in your day.

💡 Lazy Witch Tip: It's all about the intention. Even your mop can become a magic wand if you believe in it.

🌬 FLASH RITUAL (ultra simple)

Spray three times around you.
Close your eyes. Breathe.
Say (out loud, whispered, or just in your heart):

“I breathe. I release. I align.”
What no longer serves me flies away.
And I shine.”

And there you have it. It's done. You can go back to ruling the world (or finishing your coffee).

Handmade with love, laughter and a splash of magic vodka by
LILI SELENEA ✦